June 2011
“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel (via unkai)
May 2011
When people tell me "They're just fictional...
Is someone is feeling the need to be extremely...
Well, success.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and...
you-cant-cancel-quidditch:
Why am I so awkward?
surroundedbythesilence:
Me at home:
Me with my friends:
Me at the supermarket:
Me on the street:
Me on the beach:
Me dancing:
Me in PE:
I always reblog this :3
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
