I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.– Coco Chanel (via unkai)
When people tell me "They're just fictional...
Is someone is feeling the need to be extremely...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and...
Why am I so awkward?
surroundedbythesilence: Me at home: Me with my friends: Me at the supermarket: Me on the street: Me on the beach: Me dancing: Me in PE: I always reblog this :3
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.