June 2012
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Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
Harry: Rumor.
Interviewer: Would you want to?
Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
Interviewer: Really?
Harry: Did you see iCarly?
May 2012
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efronsbutt:
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
If fictional characters were real, I would be a...
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Watchshinethelight-x:
jonbloom:
the cutest bear attack ever
“After all this time, it still seems to me like straight and fast is the only way...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via the-line-is-not-so-clear)
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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thrustmeharry:
in doncaster, england, born and raised in the closet is where i spend most of my days chillin’ out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool fucking harry outside of school when a couple of haters who were up to no good started tweeting insults in my neighborhood i got sassy with one little follower and my fanbase got scared but i realized i’m as straight as harry’s hair
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lucy-vanpelt:
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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