Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
Interviewer: Would you want to?
Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
Harry: Did you see iCarly?
efronsbutt: i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
If fictional characters were real, I would be a...
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
shinethelight-x: jonbloom: the cutest bear attack ever
After all this time, it still seems to me like straight and fast is the only way...– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via the-line-is-not-so-clear)
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
vashappenin1d-swag: thrustmeharry: in doncaster, england, born and raised in the closet is where i spend most of my days chillin’ out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool fucking harry outside of school when a couple of haters who were up to no good started tweeting insults in my neighborhood i got sassy with one little follower and my fanbase got scared but i realized i’m as straight as harry’s hair
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face