July 2012
June 2012
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me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
me: skip
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reichenfeels:
if i were a celebrity i would track my tag on tumblr.
i would learn which blogs fangirled me the hardest.
i would go anon and request graphics of myself.
i would have a low-key blog without my name on it and reblog gifs of myself critiquing my every move
i would troll the crap out of everyone.
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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
odairitis:
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
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ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
Watchpeppy-pepito:
5gaysandpaul:
higga-nigga-4lyfe:
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cheer-is-religion:
marylandtwistersf5:
magicleawicked:
chasing-ch4nces:
theparadisekids:
janoskianspage:
perfectinmyownperfectway:
No one, and I mean no one deserves this.
don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it
this...
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doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
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ahommeboyslife:
brokemodelsanonymous:
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dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
sit for 1 minute before removing from microwave
shake well before use
teapayne:
If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out
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Watch
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coreling:
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
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clavid:
dekutree:
lampsarepeople2:
idiotblogger:
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither does she
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